Contact us

Feel free to email us with any words of praise or adoration.

Email

webeninjas@outlook.com

Phone

HA! Ninjas don't use phones. We use scrolls that appear via a courier in traditional garb. Or pinned to your door with a throwing star. Or email. Email is fine. Write us at the address above.

Address

Your Mom's house! Look, we're a SUPER SECRET ninja clan! We're not going to reveal our address here!