Your Destiny Awaits!

Are you ready to be admired, envied, FEARED?

Then leave your meager life as a common peasant behind and become a Tanaka Ryu Ninja!

Membership is only $25 and includes a certificate of membership, membership card, and stickers.

Your name will be forever recorded in the sacred Tanaka Ryu Densho!

Best of all it comes with the best bragging rights on planet Earth- Being a genuine Tanaka Ryu NINJA!